Newsflash

Just learned that today (5/16) is Harrison Gregg’s birthday.

Where oh where would we be without his wise guidance and gentle control? It is no wonder that he is always unopposed for re-election. Who else could fill those shoes and ride herd over this crazy mob?

So best wishes and a very happy birthday to Mr. Moderator!

To send your own personal birthday wishes, his official e-mail address is moderator@amherstma.gov.